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Arts / Kung Fu Clichés
Crazy Driver - Not being particularly choosy about who actually owns the cars you drive, miraculously finding the keys behind the sun shade, hotwiring a car in record time, flipping a car up sideways so you can drive down a narrow alleyway, finding lots of naturally-occurring inclined planes so you can jump over things, escaping from bad guys at a top-speed chase--in reverse. Dance-Fu Fighter - Flipping around your girlfriend / sidekick / one of the bad guys / unsuspecting passer-by really fast so that your dance partner kicks all the bad guys and knocks 'em out. Evil Sensei - Being gruff, having a crewcut and a big lanternjaw, lumbering around your dojo while teaching your students to say "Strike hard! Strike first! No mercy sir!" Gangsta - Signing, trash talking, wearing the colors, wearing stylin' high-top shoes, callin' on your gantsta buddies. Gun-Fu Fighter - Drawing guns out of your belt / sleeves / ankle holster, shooting locks off doors, sliding across tables / floors / rooftops while shooting, sliding underneath someone and giving them the "ejector seat" maneuver. Hit Man - Not talking much, wearing a cheap suit, looking intimidating, stalking targets, telling people to go out in the alley but still not talking much. Improvised Weapon Master - Fighting people with chairs / tables / ladders / garbage can lids / fire hoses. Kick-Fu Fighter - Whirly kicking, across-the-room kicking, upside down helicopter kicking, kicking down doors, kicking through tables, kicking just because you can. Kid - Being plucky, using campy slang words, having a mom that loves you, stumbling into the bad guys lair, easily getting caught by the bad guys. Little Old Man - Being little, being old, being a man, having a scraggly Fu-Manchu goatee. Ninja - Wearing
black pajamas, moving stealty-like, pole-vaulting up to a roof, throwing
ninja stars, squinting a lot. The cops are chasing you The Emperor's soldiers are chasing you The gangsters are chasing you The gods of lightning and thunder are chasing you (might be worth more than one extra die) The kids from the rival dojo are chasing you The Mafia are chasing you The monks from the temple are chasing you The thugs are chasing you The Yakuza are chasing you Wino - Sleeping on park benches, drinking your hooch, being filthy, having an astounding amount of information at ready recall. You can't hit a girl You're accused of a crime that you didn't commit! You've got a kid / love interest that needs protecting--a lot Zen Monk - Wearing orange robes, being bald, not being perturbed, uttering cryptic sayings that astound your friends and bewilder your enemies |
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